"He's a pig," she said. "He made me get down on my knees and fellate him and then turned his back to me and told me to leave as soon as he came." So, I asked, "why did you do it?" "I work for him," she said. "I want to keep my job." She's really being unkind to pigs. This is Newt I picture. www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/node-gallery-display/blobfish.jpg Edit: A perfect Newt description! Blobfish Perhaps it's unfair to judge a fish out of water, but the blobfish looks more like a ball of slime than a living creature. Blobfish live deep in the ocean, where pressures are exceedingly high. In fact, the blobfish's gelatinous appearance is actually a brilliant adaptation — its gooey, pudding-like flesh allows it to stay buoyant at depths where gaseous bladders can't function. http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/blobfish