Cdex, Inc. (fka CDEX)

[sea_urchin]

Look at these with the sound off ... all they are is stock photos overlaid with typed claims and sparklies morphing into a sort of logo, all repeated over and over. Interspersed with spinning visuals of the "equipmnent." A truly lethargic Poteet doing a ridiculous-looking "demo" with a model who isn't even in a lab coat (hired, no doubt, for the cost to the company of a free cup of coffee, unless she's related to one of the principals in which case she prolly got free cream and sugar, too). Add several local-area "testimonials" and a cross-eyed CEO frozen to his spot(marked with an X on the floor, no doubt, so he wouldn't wander out of focus). Oh the excitement, oh the knock 'em dead impact !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn.

Which reminds me ... who's the intended audience for this masterpiece? What's the one-line message it's meant to convey?

Looks like something a student designer put together for his 8th grade class project. Wonder what grade he got.

C'mon,Paige. You're a good seeker and finder. Find something someone can get even just a little excited about!

(Merry Christmas and Happy 2012 to you)