i heard a rumor that the Jets are going to draft the Holy Ghost as a place kicker.
He could not be reached for comment, and never has been. His agent, Caspar, said that the holy trinity arrangement is making negotiations difficult, as there is no majority owner of his talent, only 33% stakes, minus agent fees.
His father, however, is credited with the winning of the world championship by the '69 Mets. They are not the first father and son team, as the Harbaughs have a father/son/son thing going...
Does the holy ghost count as a sibling? He is claiming he invented Tebowing, but observers have noted that Rodin's "the thinker" has eerie similarities, and it is a common pose for people sitting on a commode.
Many people have wondered if he would be as celebrated if he sold vacuum cleaners door to door and did a Tebow after every sale.
