Tornado Alley (PROG)

[ordinarydude]

"...let's see how gracious texas can be .."

That depends on who you are talking to, Stephanie.

Some of my "neighbors" are totally devoid of grace. And dignity. And respect. And an education...among other things....

Remember, when you're attempting to communicate with some of my fellow Texans it's best to talk as if you too are a backwooded country yokel. Beer is a excellent communication tool..and if you possess a gun rack in your Dodge/Ford/Chevy pickup...then you'll quickly gain favor with my backward neighbors (you'll easily earn brownie points if you have either a "SECEDE TEXAS", "NOBAMA" and "GOD MADE AMERICA, NOT BLACK QUEERS" bumper sticker prominently displayed on your tailgate).

Remember it helps to slur your speech when talking. And talk slow....and dumb your statements down (many of these guys never finished junior high...I shit you NOT).

Following these guidelines will ensure a satisfactory experience in parts of rural Texas...and it will surely grant you the apology you definitely deserve! ;)

Ordinary Texan