I'm looking forward to the PR that will make us all rich.
I'm sure it will be the top story on CNBC's Squawk Box.
And now David Faber with the big story on a the big story of the day; a company called Waste Drek that has an exciting new product Jizzco that's the cream of the crop for waste disposal.
Thanks, Mark. Waste Drek has quite a story to tell. In fact, they've been telling their story to anyone who will listen. I guess that makes me as gullible and stupid as all the other idiots who bought this stock, but what the heck this is just a tv show and it doesn't matter if what I say is true or not, just like it doesn't matter if what the Tuortos say is true or not.
Back to you Mark.
Thanks, David for that meaningless drivel about Waste Drek.
And now, Joe Kernen with the latest on the SEC's investigation into the Tuorto's mismanagement of Waste Drek.
Yeah, that was fast wasn't it, Mark? Right from a breaking story by David to a breaking story from me Joe Kernen, Stocks Editor for all the stupid and dumb companies that stupid and dumb investors buy stock in. It never ceases to amaze me how so many....
