Head Counselor's Top 10 Reasons to be excited about FFGO!
1) I am getting a buck a share!
2) FFGO will announce the dividend!
3) All the shorts will be taken to task!
4) Pigs will fly!
5) Santa Claus is going to leave me a million dollars in my stocking!
6) My ocean front property in Tennessee will finally sell!
7) I will take my ocean front property sale and purchase more of these valuable shares from FFGO so that I can earn even more money when my stock hits a buck a share!
8) I am going to drill for oil in Dust Bowl, Oklahoma, and strike it rich! Once I hit it big, I will once again take my proceeds, buy more FFGO stock, wait for the shorts to be forced to cover, sell my stock for a buck a share, and retire fat and happy!
9) If 1-8 don't happen, I am confident that the tooth fairy will leave me a buck a share for my FFGO Stock!
10) The unlikely will happen that a company with no office, no employees, no copy machine, no phones, no board of directors, no company Christmas Party, no custodians, no receptionists, no windows overlooking the skyline of whatever city FFGO is supposed to reside, no business plan, no assets, no liabilities, no CFOs, no visible CEOs, no secretaries, no doors, lights, lamps, computers, staplers, staples, papers, file cabinets, files, pens, pencils, paper clips, and whatever else might go into an office can actually offer share holders a return on an investment.
As you can tell, I am really optimistic! Hopefully everything will turn out, but then again......
