Zeev's Turnips Patch-No Politics (ZEEV)

[lee kramer]

I am pleased to report that tomorrow night is Daylight Savings Time. This is an annual event, like the Super Bowl.

But if daylight is being saved, where is it being saved?

Do they got a special bank in Akron? Are there daylight bankers?

And who goes around swiping the daylight? Do you have to go to a special school to filch the daylight? Do you have to graduate? Do you get a diploma to bring home to your mother? Is there a party with clowns?

And where do they put it, all the daylight? In their pockets?

This has always distressed me.