Ok, so you figured out that I have been spiking the Grog with pharmaceuticals! Just wait, in 9 days when I have my surgery, I'll have plenty more to keep you all "happy as clams"!
I'm glad you all can hold on to your sense of humor in times of adversity.
Elias111, you are a funny man, and a creative writer.
Mr Dale, Johnny Depp had better watch out. You could be in line for the next "Pirates" movie. (I'm thinking "Pirates of the Colorado, Milling for Millions")
BAR WENCH, GROG FOR ALL! AND KEEP IT FLOWING TILL NO MAN IS STILL CONSCIOUS!
"But sir, the crew is starting to get ugly!" she replied.
NO THEY ARE NOT, THEY LOOKED LIKE THAT WHEN THEY CAME INTO THE BAR.
I just hang out here for the fun of it, that
doesn't mean I'm smart.
