would you fly in a plane moonie captained, rotten?
"Hello, Tower ... I'm tired of sittin here. Give me some coordinates and I'll put it on autopilot and go back with the cargo to do my sums and then I'll be taking a nap."
"Stay where you are, Capnmoonie ... turbulence ahead."
"Who are you to order me around?"
"What was that noise?"
"Oh, the left wing just came off, no big deal. Autopilot on. I'm outta here."
Capnmoonie last seen plummeting earthward, tangled up in his chute -- the one he packed himveryself.