Early in the 16th Century a chap named Martin Luther was annoyed with the Catholic Church.
So he listed his grievences and nailed 'em to the church door. These were called the "95 Theses."
The church elders were not pleased and tossed him out of the Church. So Marty started his own church. He called it Lutherism. It's always good to name your religion after your own name. Unless your name is Mitt.
Now here's the idea: we find some guys named Martin, or Luther, or Martin Luther.
Then we get some parchment, lots parchment. It looks very official.
And at the top of every parchment in bold black calligrific letters we print "Gonniff," [this is Yiddish for "thief."]
Then we get hammers, lots hammers, and long nails.
And we write our grievences:
- You stole hundreds of billions.
- You put millions of Americans out of their homes,fraudulently...phony signatures, phony bundling, to foreclose on homes.
- You sent out millions of credit cards, 0% interest for 6 months then 30%, in print you'd need a microscope to read. By the way, sending fraudulent stuff through the mail is a federal offense; a $10,000 and five years in jail, for each piece of mail.
Then we nail each parchment to the doors of Goldman Sachs, Bank America, Citi Bank, Morgan Stanley, Chase Manhattan, Washington Mutual, Merrill Lynch.
It'll make the 6:00 news on all the major stations.
AI
