DNAprint Genomics (DNAG)

[stakddek]

Baher Slant: As we have no news yet from our on the scene reporters I will try to appropriately slant the few early reports:

At the DNAP shareholders meeting today a circuslike athmosphere prevailed. Despite the best efforts of management to play a new tune (on instruments provided), the attendees where left out in the cold light of day. The news was as revolting as the food, as few could swallow it and were forced to keep thier mouths full. This obviously lessened the shareholders ability to question management about DNAPs future. The greasy food even prevented the dialing of cell phones or computer keyboards, and many PDA styli where lost in the unkempt lawn. The situation has grown ominous and our favorite reporter is so taken aback by the proceedings that he is unable to comment. He has resorted to gutterral utterances akin to some anger management mantras. At last report there was not even a mention of sanitary facilities. These early reports have been expanded to include material that can not be confirmed. Stay Tuned for more slanted reports. You know they are coming.

Stakddek