Bancorp International Group Inc (fka BCIT)

[CarltonH]

Ha ha You know the other day when we were going through the excuses brokers have given for not delivering certificates we wondered how many of them have been influenced by one Bartholomew Simpson. However on reflection we decided that Barts excuses would be more credible.

1.My dog ate it.

2.My religion forbids the wanton waste of time on pointless busy work.

3.No comprendo, senorita.

4.I sneezed on it. So, in interest of public safety. The department of health ordered it destroyed.

5.I have amnesia.

6.I cannot release that document for National security reasons.

8.My dad ate it.