Cain wins GOP's latest 'poll vault' September 26, 2011
Herman Cain topped Florida's straw poll Saturday,… (Associated Press) WATCHING Republicans stagger through their candidate-selection process is like watching kids at a birthday party play Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
They're blindfolded, so you never know where the pin gets stuck.
How else to explain Saturday's surprise win of pizza king Herman Cain in Florida's straw poll?
It extends a GOP pattern that says: Look, we have no idea what we want, except we want anybody but that socialist Muslim tax-and-spend usurper in the White House. Oh, and we don't care what our candidate knows, says or thinks as long as he or she is patriotic, loud, angry or maybe a little crazy.
I'll take a pepperoni mushroom deep dish please...
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