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Monday, January 13, 2003 6:54:41 AM
I dunno.........
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say " I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there, and drink what ever comes out?"
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came out of a chicken's butt looked edible?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours when they are BOTH dogs?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is the person who handles your money called a "Broker"?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is from fish, what is baby oil made from?
Do illiterate people get their money's worth from Alphabet Soup?
Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in its face, and yet the first thing it does when you take it for a ride in the car is stick its head out the window?
Why is it that when a person tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to be sure?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say " I think I'll squeeze those dangly things there, and drink what ever comes out?"
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came out of a chicken's butt looked edible?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of a coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when asking where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours when they are BOTH dogs?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is the person who handles your money called a "Broker"?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and fish oil is from fish, what is baby oil made from?
Do illiterate people get their money's worth from Alphabet Soup?
Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in its face, and yet the first thing it does when you take it for a ride in the car is stick its head out the window?
Why is it that when a person tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to be sure?
For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.
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