Derf's pickup lines...... Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays? Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons. <img src=http://animatedgif.net/violent/dsarms_e0.gif> <img src=http://newyorkjets.com/images/main_teamlogo.gif>