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Sunday, 01/12/2003 5:07:10 PM

Sunday, January 12, 2003 5:07:10 PM

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Derf's pickup lines......

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?

Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.








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