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[Hairy Calls]

A guy goes in to buy a Harley. He decides to buy one and the salesman tells him that to avoid the rust to the chrome when it rains put vasaline on it.

Later that week his girlfriend finally decides to invite him over to her parents house for dinner.

He decides to take her on his new Harley.

She says to him before they get there "We do have one rule while eating dinner." "The first one to talk has to do the dishes."

He says "ok no problem."

They go to the parents house and start eating dinner. The guy sees an opportuntity to have some fun so he grabs his girlfriend and buries his tounge in her mouth.

Complete silence.

So, he gets up and walks over to the girlfriends mom and proceeds to bury his tounge in her mouth while playing with her tits.

Still nothing.

Then he hears thunder and it starts to down pour. So he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the jar of vasaline and the dad says "fuck it, I'll do the damn dishes!"