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Saturday, January 11, 2003 11:49:44 AM
And finally,
Why did the duck go ring-ring?
He got a phone bill.
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What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
A fowl ball.
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What kind of ducks rob banks?
Safe quackers.
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Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail.
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What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A quack doctor!
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What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
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Why did the duck put its head in the stream?
To liquidate its bill.
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Why did the duck leave the stream?
It had more interest in the bank.
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Why did the duck go ring-ring?
He got a phone bill.
*****
What do you call a formal dance for ducks?
A fowl ball.
*****
What kind of ducks rob banks?
Safe quackers.
*****
Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail.
*****
What kind of doctor treats a duck?
A quack doctor!
*****
What kind of weather excites a pet duck?
Fowl weather, of course!
*****
Why did the duck put its head in the stream?
To liquidate its bill.
*****
Why did the duck leave the stream?
It had more interest in the bank.
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For those who understand no explanation is needed, ...For those who don't none will.
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