Derf's Grotto

[BullNBear52]

Once upon a time, there were 3 little ducks who lived by a peaceful pond.One day they got into trouble and were sent to Bob - the duck who was in charge of the pond. The first one stepped up in front of Bob and looked at the ground. Bob asked,"What's your name?" The little duck replied, "Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" queried Bob. "I was blowing bubbles in the pond," answered Duck. "You know you're not supposed to do that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from the pond for one week." Duck waddled away.

The second duck approached Bob. "What's your name?" Bob asked. The little duck replied, "Duck, Duck." "Why did you get sent to me?" Bob asked. "I was blowing bubbles in the pond," answered Duck Duck. "You know you're not supposed to do that. It's against the rules. You're suspended from the pond for one week." Duck Duck waddled away.

Now Bob was pretty smart and thought he had discovered a pattern. When the third little duck waddled up to him Bob said, "Let me guess. You're Duck,Duck, Duck?" "No," replied the little duck. "I'm Bubbles.