I have a stalker named Bill!
You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms... telephone bill, water bill, electric bill, gas bill, garbage bill, insurance bill, cable bill, Dr. Bill... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site!