Do you really expect PAY? Times are tough, so it's tips only!
You get to meet interesting characters and can have all the orange slices and maraschino cherries you can stuff in your pockets. (Do you think they have these classy things at this type of bar?)
Oh, forgot to mention, beer is half price! Trapper Jim would go for that, I'm sure!
Thank god we have PCFG to help us out!
I just hang out here for the fun of it, that
doesn't mean I'm smart.