Wednesday, August 03, 2011 7:46:54 AM
Dunkin Donuts Worker Busted For Offering "Extra Sugar"
A cop walks into a donut shop...
August 2, 2011
http://www.themortonreport.com/blog/dumb-criminals/dunkin-donuts-worker-busted-for-offering-extra-sugar-yes-its-what-you-think/ [no comments yet]
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'Extra sugar' investigation leads to prostitution arrest for Rockaway Dunkin Donuts worker
Aug. 2, 2011
http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/20110801/NJNEWS/308010017/-Extra-sugar-investigation-leads-prostitution-arrest-NJ-Dunkin-Donuts-worker- [with comments]
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Dunkin’ Donuts ‘extra sugar’ for sex code cracked by N.J. police
BY PAM LOBLEY
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
Tuesday, 02 August 2011 19:00
In an operation known as “extra sugar,” police in Rockaway Township investigated and subsequently arrested a Dunkin' Donuts employee for prostitution. Melissa Redmond, 29, worked the night shift at the Double D. It was unclear if she was a single mom who had any munchkins at home.
The investigation began from an anonymous tip to police that people could go to the Dunkin' Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liaison with Ms. Redmond. Detective Kyle Schwarzmann, stated, “She was a night time employee [working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.], supposedly a very good one.’’
I’ll say! No wonder the line was around the block. You should see her tip jar!
Police commenced surveillance of the scene. It was a popular assignment, because it gave police a rare opportunity to eat donuts while ON duty.
They observed that Ms. Redmond would take breaks, go out to men’s cars, and spend 10-15 minutes in the vehicle. That’s a latte time.
They overheard words like “Big ‘N Toasty,” “Stuffed Breadsticks” and “Glazed Cake Stick.”
Finally, a policeman posing as a “John” approached Ms. Redmond. They discussed sugary treats, and she may have suggested the Guayaba Burst Donut. She was arrested just a short time later for soliciting sex from an undercover officer, and for failing to alert him that for just a dollar more, he could get a full dozen.
America runs on Dunkin’! Or something like that.
http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/style/dunkin-donuts-extra-sugar-for-sex-code-cracked-by-nj-police [with comment]
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Dunkin’ Donuts: SEX RING – “FIRST ARREST WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING!”
By Anthony Santiago
August 2nd, 2011
OMG! I go to Dunkin’ Donuts every morning and I just heard that there is a store in northern New Jersey where there was some extra deals on the menu! Ya heard! Melissa Redmond, 29, was offering sex in exchange for money! I could not believe it because 1 month ago, me and my Georgie Girl went to that D&D and when he ordered his pre-chewed glazed donut (he ain’t got no teeth), the girl behind the counter offered to play with his cruller. And then, as she was chewing his donut for him, she offered him some bagel twisting in the bathroom. He ran out crying! My first reaction was: “Where’s my coffee you idiot!”
The girl called it “extra sugar,” code for sex, but do you blame her or the high cost of living? She needed the money honey, and she went out of her way to chew my husband’s donut.
The cops railroaded her…setting her up with an undercover officer, looking for extra sugar. Hey pig, how about going after the real criminals?
I checked my email and got 6 trillion emails about Dunkin. Jim Minkle said that this “first arrest only the beginning.” Below are some more comments:
“If I land a donut, I should get half regardless of weather or not you have talked to them in the past. If I do nothing, you get 100 % of no donut, if I land a donut no matter what my effort is, you get 75 % ? Because you have their information, and have tried before? That’s not a donut, that’s bull crap. There’ s no denying that you guys have been good to me in areas, I know that, but here’s the reality of things, and I am going to shoot straight with you on this, just as you would me. Dunkin needs Jack Mars more than Jack Mars needs Dunkin Donuts.”
– Jack Mars from behind bars
“The bad – that donut eating that i did with you… I realize I’m on the outside looking in, but regardless of whatever history you and hookers at dunkin have, the stuff you guys put out there was completely bush league. You can’t call yourselves the best donut shop and how you treat the game with class and respect, then in the same breath throw a cat under the bus like that.”
– Jerk Donelson
Copyright © 2011 Ringside Report
http://ringsidereport.com/?p=13818 [no comments yet]
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Dunkin’ Donuts Shares Plummet as “Extra Sugar” Sex Offerings Stricken from Menu
By BC Bass
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- After receiving complaints about a 29-year-old female Dunkin’ Donuts employee providing “lackluster” sexual services for “outrageous fees” to patrons in the parking lot, New Jersey police launched an investigation into illegal practices. Detectives told reporters that during a stakeout they noticed worker Melissa Redmond getting into the cars of customers and spending up to 15 minutes in their vehicles. “There are several problems here,” investigators said. “Customers are complaining about the quality of the product and the high price, which for only 15 minutes in a cramped back seat seems justified. Also, Dunkin’ Donuts failed to obtain the necessary permits or pay for the additional health inspections required.” As a result, Dunkin’ Donuts has been forced to remove all sexual services from its menus.
“Customers immediately began taking their business elsewhere,” complained Giles Lillygilder, a corporate spokesperson. “Believe me, after this fiasco we’re going to be taking it in the rear harder than Netflix. I’m not sure the enterprise will be able to survive on stale pastries and re-purposed Sanka alone.”
Several other workers were subsequently detained for questioning after soliciting sex from undercover officers who asked for menu items using the special prostitution terms, which are advertised only on Dunkin’ Donuts websites.
“I ordered a Hot Cherry Bendover with extra glaze,” said one officer, whose name has been withheld by order of New Jersey State Police officials. “At that point, the worker escorted me to a rusty Pinto behind the store. For 150 bucks, I was appalled. The dish wasn’t hot, the cherries weren’t fresh and I received absolutely no glaze. Wasn’t even an option. It’s a complete rip off. Dunkin’ Donuts is making a huge profit off a sloppy offering, and they’ve avoided paying their state dues.”
Representatives from New Jersey’s Department of Consumer Affairs also criticized Dunkin’ Donuts for “attempting to avoid paying additional licensing fees by hiding these costly off-menu items in the Nutritional Facts section of their websites, where all but discerning consumers are not likely to visit.”
Lillygilder indignantly asserted that Dunkin’ Donuts stands behind its products, and assured customers that the off-menu items would return as soon as the company’s attorneys could meet with state officials to iron out the alleged discrepancies in the permits and licenses.
Until the red tape is cleared up, Dunkin’ Donuts has yanked the following special items from all branches across the country: Big N’ Throbbies, Bunch O’ Munchkins, Hot Cherry Bendovers, Bismark Tossed Salad, Jelly Donuts, Appalachia Style Tacos, Dutch Buns, Fun Muffins, Glazed Maiden Peaches, Double Chocolate Mud Flaps, Handy Dandies, Black Gold with Extra Cream and Sugar, Tupelo Milkshakes, Philly Stuffed Hash Browns, Nantucket Whalers, Manasquan Meat Pasties and Old Fashioned Newark Buttermilk Curdles.
In a developing and possibly related story, local Starbucks coffee houses have removed some merchandise from store shelves, including the Happy Honey Vibrating French Press, the Seattle Bean Grinder and Moby Dick Nut Cuffs.
(c) 2011 The Bennington Vale Evening Transcript
http://www.benningtonvalepress.com/2011/08/dunkin-donuts-shares-plummet-as-extra.html
A cop walks into a donut shop...
August 2, 2011
http://www.themortonreport.com/blog/dumb-criminals/dunkin-donuts-worker-busted-for-offering-extra-sugar-yes-its-what-you-think/ [no comments yet]
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'Extra sugar' investigation leads to prostitution arrest for Rockaway Dunkin Donuts worker
Aug. 2, 2011
http://www.dailyrecord.com/article/20110801/NJNEWS/308010017/-Extra-sugar-investigation-leads-prostitution-arrest-NJ-Dunkin-Donuts-worker- [with comments]
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Dunkin’ Donuts ‘extra sugar’ for sex code cracked by N.J. police
BY PAM LOBLEY
NEWJERSEYNEWSROOM.COM
Tuesday, 02 August 2011 19:00
In an operation known as “extra sugar,” police in Rockaway Township investigated and subsequently arrested a Dunkin' Donuts employee for prostitution. Melissa Redmond, 29, worked the night shift at the Double D. It was unclear if she was a single mom who had any munchkins at home.
The investigation began from an anonymous tip to police that people could go to the Dunkin' Donuts on Route 46 and arrange a liaison with Ms. Redmond. Detective Kyle Schwarzmann, stated, “She was a night time employee [working 9 p.m. to 5 a.m.], supposedly a very good one.’’
I’ll say! No wonder the line was around the block. You should see her tip jar!
Police commenced surveillance of the scene. It was a popular assignment, because it gave police a rare opportunity to eat donuts while ON duty.
They observed that Ms. Redmond would take breaks, go out to men’s cars, and spend 10-15 minutes in the vehicle. That’s a latte time.
They overheard words like “Big ‘N Toasty,” “Stuffed Breadsticks” and “Glazed Cake Stick.”
Finally, a policeman posing as a “John” approached Ms. Redmond. They discussed sugary treats, and she may have suggested the Guayaba Burst Donut. She was arrested just a short time later for soliciting sex from an undercover officer, and for failing to alert him that for just a dollar more, he could get a full dozen.
America runs on Dunkin’! Or something like that.
http://www.newjerseynewsroom.com/style/dunkin-donuts-extra-sugar-for-sex-code-cracked-by-nj-police [with comment]
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Dunkin’ Donuts: SEX RING – “FIRST ARREST WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING!”
By Anthony Santiago
August 2nd, 2011
OMG! I go to Dunkin’ Donuts every morning and I just heard that there is a store in northern New Jersey where there was some extra deals on the menu! Ya heard! Melissa Redmond, 29, was offering sex in exchange for money! I could not believe it because 1 month ago, me and my Georgie Girl went to that D&D and when he ordered his pre-chewed glazed donut (he ain’t got no teeth), the girl behind the counter offered to play with his cruller. And then, as she was chewing his donut for him, she offered him some bagel twisting in the bathroom. He ran out crying! My first reaction was: “Where’s my coffee you idiot!”
The girl called it “extra sugar,” code for sex, but do you blame her or the high cost of living? She needed the money honey, and she went out of her way to chew my husband’s donut.
The cops railroaded her…setting her up with an undercover officer, looking for extra sugar. Hey pig, how about going after the real criminals?
I checked my email and got 6 trillion emails about Dunkin. Jim Minkle said that this “first arrest only the beginning.” Below are some more comments:
“If I land a donut, I should get half regardless of weather or not you have talked to them in the past. If I do nothing, you get 100 % of no donut, if I land a donut no matter what my effort is, you get 75 % ? Because you have their information, and have tried before? That’s not a donut, that’s bull crap. There’ s no denying that you guys have been good to me in areas, I know that, but here’s the reality of things, and I am going to shoot straight with you on this, just as you would me. Dunkin needs Jack Mars more than Jack Mars needs Dunkin Donuts.”
– Jack Mars from behind bars
“The bad – that donut eating that i did with you… I realize I’m on the outside looking in, but regardless of whatever history you and hookers at dunkin have, the stuff you guys put out there was completely bush league. You can’t call yourselves the best donut shop and how you treat the game with class and respect, then in the same breath throw a cat under the bus like that.”
– Jerk Donelson
Copyright © 2011 Ringside Report
http://ringsidereport.com/?p=13818 [no comments yet]
===
Dunkin’ Donuts Shares Plummet as “Extra Sugar” Sex Offerings Stricken from Menu
By BC Bass
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP, N.J. (Bennington Vale Evening Transcript) -- After receiving complaints about a 29-year-old female Dunkin’ Donuts employee providing “lackluster” sexual services for “outrageous fees” to patrons in the parking lot, New Jersey police launched an investigation into illegal practices. Detectives told reporters that during a stakeout they noticed worker Melissa Redmond getting into the cars of customers and spending up to 15 minutes in their vehicles. “There are several problems here,” investigators said. “Customers are complaining about the quality of the product and the high price, which for only 15 minutes in a cramped back seat seems justified. Also, Dunkin’ Donuts failed to obtain the necessary permits or pay for the additional health inspections required.” As a result, Dunkin’ Donuts has been forced to remove all sexual services from its menus.
“Customers immediately began taking their business elsewhere,” complained Giles Lillygilder, a corporate spokesperson. “Believe me, after this fiasco we’re going to be taking it in the rear harder than Netflix. I’m not sure the enterprise will be able to survive on stale pastries and re-purposed Sanka alone.”
Several other workers were subsequently detained for questioning after soliciting sex from undercover officers who asked for menu items using the special prostitution terms, which are advertised only on Dunkin’ Donuts websites.
“I ordered a Hot Cherry Bendover with extra glaze,” said one officer, whose name has been withheld by order of New Jersey State Police officials. “At that point, the worker escorted me to a rusty Pinto behind the store. For 150 bucks, I was appalled. The dish wasn’t hot, the cherries weren’t fresh and I received absolutely no glaze. Wasn’t even an option. It’s a complete rip off. Dunkin’ Donuts is making a huge profit off a sloppy offering, and they’ve avoided paying their state dues.”
Representatives from New Jersey’s Department of Consumer Affairs also criticized Dunkin’ Donuts for “attempting to avoid paying additional licensing fees by hiding these costly off-menu items in the Nutritional Facts section of their websites, where all but discerning consumers are not likely to visit.”
Lillygilder indignantly asserted that Dunkin’ Donuts stands behind its products, and assured customers that the off-menu items would return as soon as the company’s attorneys could meet with state officials to iron out the alleged discrepancies in the permits and licenses.
Until the red tape is cleared up, Dunkin’ Donuts has yanked the following special items from all branches across the country: Big N’ Throbbies, Bunch O’ Munchkins, Hot Cherry Bendovers, Bismark Tossed Salad, Jelly Donuts, Appalachia Style Tacos, Dutch Buns, Fun Muffins, Glazed Maiden Peaches, Double Chocolate Mud Flaps, Handy Dandies, Black Gold with Extra Cream and Sugar, Tupelo Milkshakes, Philly Stuffed Hash Browns, Nantucket Whalers, Manasquan Meat Pasties and Old Fashioned Newark Buttermilk Curdles.
In a developing and possibly related story, local Starbucks coffee houses have removed some merchandise from store shelves, including the Happy Honey Vibrating French Press, the Seattle Bean Grinder and Moby Dick Nut Cuffs.
(c) 2011 The Bennington Vale Evening Transcript
http://www.benningtonvalepress.com/2011/08/dunkin-donuts-shares-plummet-as-extra.html
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