Identa Corp (IDTA)

[Johnnyvits]

Special announcement from lawn Chair Scouts
Rocket Loaded lawn Chairs will no longer be used by Lawn Chair Scouts (LCS) to Locate IDTA delivery trucks(IMO)due to the increasing number of Scouts that Never return to earth. This was a noble undertaking by LCS, however we have yet to figure out how to keep the Scout fastened to the chair, or bring them back to earth. Results have been disappointing anyway. One of our Scouts who we believe is just about rounding Jupiter, radioed back that he may have spotted a delivery truck on one of the rings of Saturn, however it only turned out to be an alien space traveler who markets a similar drug test kit(IMO).

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileDetails.aspx?fid=1335567

Go Identa !!! For those who do not believe this release, go read the PR about providing Quarterly Financials, and see if that is any more credible than my story(IMO).