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Wednesday, 06/01/2005 4:32:28 PM

Wednesday, June 01, 2005 4:32:28 PM

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OT: For all of the police on the board, just to lighten the mood:
A cop in the USA was demoted for his actions on a traffic stop.

Based on the information from the statement from the subject complaint, and the officers report, the event played out like this.

A subject male person runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a police officer.

Officer says, "License and registration, please."

Subject responds, "What for?"

Officer says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

Subject responds, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Officer says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

Subject responds, "What's the difference?"

Officer says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!"

Subject responds, "If you can show me the difference between slowing down and coming to a stop, I'll give you my license and registration."

Officer says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the officer takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving sh@t out of the subject and says:

"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"