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Wednesday, 06/15/2011 12:18:39 PM

Wednesday, June 15, 2011 12:18:39 PM

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Gentlemen how is everybody doing today? Well sadly I must report that I have discovered a new investment strategy that I believe will make me a much happier investor so I will be selling all of my shares today. If any one else is interested I have copied the strategy Below with some case studies just in case anyone else is interested in improving their outlook.



If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

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