Yo. Fred. Buddy. It's me. I tried posting to you over in The Jailhouse, but I freaking couldn't get in. The soporose thought police ain't wise to me yet. Oh, the sorry state of law enforcement in these precints.
Sidebar: When's the last time you thought of Groucho Marx?
Now, conspiratorially, Fred, the reason for my visit. I need to know how a mug can change his username. I think I would make a fine (drumroll and thunderclap) gadfly.
Your pal,
aldaka/gadfly, P.S. 175, Queens, class of never you mind (Last I heard the famed Irishman Nate Archibald was teaching there.)