NHS Health Solutions (fka NHSH)

[Porgie Tirebiter]

reduce both the authorized and outstanding share count,

This runs directly counter to recent actions.

reward our shareholders through dividends and/or the implementation of forward splits

And this runs directly counter to the previous sentence.

The people writing this drivel aren't in business to produce earnings and revenues. They are in the business of touting their shiny new stinky-pinky shell.