Freddie;
What do you mean the "latest pump"? Silver sold! I don't think he's pumping at all, just stating his feelings.
The Richard Craniums at Agora and the home office should wise up to the facts. But evidentially, the ROSE COLORED glasses are constructed with the same material used in welding goggles.
This is the best of times and the worst of times. Great stuff to put in MH's book.
I got bumped off of Agora for responding to LoserLong, who stated "is a Agora Dead"? All I said was something to the effect, not yet, wait till mid 2005, and for responding to ButchyBoy, with an on topic response.
Agora is the best written comedy blog on the net. The only thing that may top it is the Onion. www.theonion.com
Report: U.S. Leads World In Lost Sunglasses
WASHINGTON, DC—According to a report by the Bureau of Accessory Statistics, each year the U.S. loses more pairs of sunglasses per person than any other nation. "Over 1.6 billion pairs of sunglasses are lost by Americans concerned with shielding their eyes from excess light and harmful UVA radiation," the report read. "This works out to six pairs of sunglasses per American per year, or 50 pairs of sunglasses lost every second." In second place, Italy has a lost-sunglasses rate of one pair per citizen per year, followed by Japan, Iceland, and Portugal with loss rates of .23, .19, and .16 respectively.
Somehow they all end up with the posters on Agora. I suppose they also get the socks that the dryer eats as well!!
