New & improved Swamp

[husker]

In response to the Survivor series, Texas is planning "Survivor,
Texas Style." The contestants will start in Dallas,
travel through Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to
Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up
to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland/Odessa,
Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they proceed to
Abilene, and on to Ft. Worth and back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper
sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I voted for Al Gore, and
I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas wins.