Tornado Alley (PROG)

[oldberkeley]

This time of year there's nothing like an old favorite:

Taoism— Shit happens.

Buddhism— If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam— If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism— Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism— Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism— This shit happened before.

Catholicism—Shit happens because you're bad.

T.V. Evangelism— Send more shit.

Atheism— No shit.

Jehova's Witness— Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism— There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science— Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism— Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism— Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism— What is shit anyway?

Stoicism— This shit doesn't bother me.