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God bless. -VERITAS77 =)
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Do You Use Duct Tape Or A Nail
A Man died and went to Heaven...St.Peter met him at the Pearly Gates and said,"This is how it works."
"You need 100 Points to get into Heaven...Tell me what you have done, and I give you a certain number of points."
"When you reach 100, you get to come in."
"OK said the man..I've been married 50 years and never cheated on my wife."
St Peter said, "Great..That's 2 points."
"TWO POINTS???"
"Well, I attended church ALL my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service."
St Peter said, "Good...That's worth 1 point."
"ONE POINT???"
"I started a soup kitchen...worked in a homeless shelter...and helped veterans."
"St Peter said, "Great, that's another 2 points."
"TWO POINTS????" the exasperated man said..
"At that rate, the only way I'll get into Heaven is by the Grace of God."
"BINGO....100 Points...Come In."
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We often try to fix problems with WD-40 and Duct Tape.
God did it with a nail.
He IS Risen..................
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