Matrixx Resource Holdings, Inc.(fka MXXH)

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...we need a PR that says...

...company struck the motherlode and revised estimations calculated from results achieved through use of state of the art equipment indicate reserves comparable to the total of those held by the Russian Federation and Saudi Arabia combined. – Extraction will commence immediately once capping has been successfully concluded, a task the company has shown itself expertly at easy with and should not present any difficulties given the circumstances at hand and total absence of physical obstructions and/or other difficulties common to the carbo-hydrate exploration industry.
The all but conclusively confirmed finds are of such enormous magnitude, that a delay in "peak oil" is exceedingly likely and a major course correction in the industrial history of the "Western World" is not out of the question.
All current and future shareholders stand to reap gargantuan rewards as a result of this historic find.