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For the "cabal" Don your headgear!!!

Tin foil hats:

Typically made with aluminum foil, this head-gear protects the wearer's brain from the effects of mind control and can block the intrusions of mind readers. An effective and low-cost solution to combating mind-control, it is popular among less wealthy paranoids. It can block RF waves from local radio and TV stations. Also known by the more technical term "Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie" (AFDB).

An excerpt from the definitive online AFDB work, http://zapatopi.net/afdb.html :
An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminum foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.

What are you waiting for? Make one today!

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An excellent strategem by the GrandConspiracy - make those paranoid enough to believe in them wear a device for focussing mind-control rays.
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Q: Does it have a self-powered propeller to cool the head?

A: No, it depends on the wearer to remain calm.
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Q: Does the reflective side of the tinfoil go in or out?

A: If you make it two-layered with one in and one out, it leaves only those that can live in the void between the two the control.
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Don't forget that you have to ground the hat to get the desired effect. Use good quality copper braid.

Science is not a strong point among the paranoid.

Someone has their Tin Foil Hat on too tight!

Q: You IvoryTower academics think you're so smart, but you fail to come up with practical solutions. How am I supposed to ground my AFDB from inside a rubber room?

A: Conductive (silicon) rubber?
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Don't forget, the more tin foil, the better the radar cross section, so we can track you. What you really need is a StealthTinFoilHat.
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StealthTinFoilHat

An improved upgrade to the TinFoilHat, but made of transparent plastic wrap, to avoid being tracked by radar.

"That's logic!" (Tweedledum)

Velostat seems to be all the rage - http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm
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Contributors: MaggieMcFee, MartySchrader

CategoryTinFoilHat, CategoryIdiom