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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
>My Fellow Americans:
>As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our
>mission in Iraq is now complete.
>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now
>time to begin the reckoning.
>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
>short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are
>some of the countries listed there.
>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
>distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
>nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved
>during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the
>The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
>Hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
>Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
>In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this
>money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
>will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face
>of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France,
>or maybe China.
>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
>now. Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to
>Russia for negotiations. They have some great palaces there. Big tables,
>too. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with
>France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are
>retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mes amis.
>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
>parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded
>and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You
>creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets
>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos be turned
>over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
>A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
>likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to
>try not pissing us off for a change.
>Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt
>government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple of
>extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I'm going
>to put em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
>starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway.
>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
>Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "Darn
>Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the
>world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on
>the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to
>eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup
>Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks
>guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>God bless America. Thank you and good night.