TAL CAP Inc. (fka TALC)

[Captain Bly]

Aaaarrrggghhhhh... Where be the crew assigned to this vessel? Has ya all gone a.w.o.l. ? We needs to breath some life into the board. Me parrot has graciously offered to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation fer anyone that is in need but I must warns ya to stay away from any open flames once me parrot's breath has inflated yer lungs for at least 24 hours and ya should also avoid drivin'... Oh, and dont be surprised if ya happen to consent to a breath-o-lyzer test fer the coppers.