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[MrJuicy]

THE JUICE CREW IS NOW RECRUITING MEMBERS!

WE ARE CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR JUICE CREW MEMBERSHIP. WE ARE VERY SELECTIVE AS TO WHO WE BRING ABOARD. POTENTIAL MEMBERS MUST HAVE AT LEAST 50 PEOPLE FOLLOWING THEM TO BE CONSIDERED! WITH THAT BEING SAID, HAVING 50 PEOPLE FOLLOWING YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU'LL BE GRANTED MEMBERSHIP.

PROS AND CONS OF BECOMING A MEMBER OF THE JUICE CREW:

PROS
1)YOUR POCKETS WILL BE FATTER
2)YOU WILL RECEIVE MR JUICYS ALERTS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE.
3)YOUR LIFE WILL BE STRESS FREE
4)MR JUICY WILL LEND HIS EAR TO YOUR PICKS (WITH DD ATTACHED) AND POSSIBLY PROVIDE YOU WITH A PLATFORM


CONS
1)YOU'LL GAIN THE STRESS OF NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO WITH ALL YOUR NEW FOUND WEALTH.
2)WOMEN WILL FIGHT OVER YOU, CAUSING YOU HEADACHES
3)YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY NEW PANTS TO ACCOMODATE YOUR LARGER WALLET
4)YOU WILL RECEIVE CONSTANT DIRTY LOOKS FROM THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT IN THE JUICE CREW.

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE IN THE JUICE CREW, PLEASE PM MR JUICY YOUR EMAIL AND YOU WILL BE CONTACTED AFTER REVIEW. PLEASE NOTE:THERE ARE ONLY 7 SPOTS AVAILABLE.