The priest and the stock broker both died and went to Heaven's gate.
The gatekeeper welcomed them both and then let the stock broker in immediately.
And he made the priest wait for the decision outside in the waiting room.
After a while and a long wait, the priest was annoyed and said to the gatekeeper:
"How come you let that crook in immediately ?
All his life he cheated, lied, stole, swindled, snorted coke,
laughed at widows and orphans, lived at other's expense etc.
And I led an exemplary life, always about God's work, never complaining..."
And the gatekeeper said:
"My dear priest, here in Heaven we go by results !
Every time you preached, people snored in their seats.
And every time that broker was at work, everyone prayed all the time !
He brought more people to God than you did."
