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[75playa]

The last time I saw him was in Dallas right after 9/11. On the way home I had my golf clubs and suitcase so I left them tucked away outside while I went to get my car...BIG MISTAKE. When I came back they were gone but I saw them inside with a group of guys surrounding them like it was a terrorist's bomb. They had AK47's and masks on. Well as soon as I laid claim to the bags they pushed me down on the floor face fist and held their AK's in my neck and back and opened up my chit and went thru it in the middle of the floor like they were just trying to f it up. They left after scolding me. It took about 10 minutes to pack my chit back up while everyone in the airport looked at me like some sort of idiot...felt like one. That's for sure.

Lesson learned...never leave your bag unattended at the airport

Azzholes