IF YOU LIKE MONEY...
WELL BEFORE MR JUICY GETS INTO THAT, I WANT TO SAY I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME IN ARGENTINA. I WANT TO SAY THANK YOU TO YOLANDA SABATINI FOR TEACHING ME THE TANGO AND FOR SHOWING ME AN ALL AROUND GOOD TIME, IF YOU KNOW WHAT MR JUICY MEANS.. MR JUICY WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK PRESIDENT CRISTINA FERNANDEZ FOR HAVING MR JUICY OVER FOR DINNER. IT WAS PERHAPS THE BEST QUAIL MR JUICY HAS EVER TASTED AND BELIEVE ME, I'VE TASTED MANY.
ANYWAY, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE STATES, SMELLING THAT NEWPORT AIR. HOPE YOU ALL HAD A MERRY JUICE-MAS AND MR JUICY IS ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR HOLIDAYS 10X BETTER. IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW, MR JUICYS PICKS PUT PEOPLES KIDS IN PRIVATE SCHOOLS. MR JUICYS PICKS PUT PEOPLE BEHIND THE WHEEL OF THEIR DREAM CAR. MR JUICYS PICKS MAKE PEOPLE BETTER LOOKING...
SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADIEU, THE COMBINATION TO THE SAFE THAT CONTAINS BOATLOADS OF JUICY MONEY IS...V-Y-G-O. DIAL IT IN PEOPLE. IT'S GOING TO BE MONSTER PROFIT MACHINE THIS WEEK. LIKE AN OUT OF CONTROL ATM THAT JUST SPITS MONEY. GRAB IT WHILE YOU HAVE THE CHANCE, OR LIVE IN REGRET. YOU CHOOSE.
