It wasn't Stan last year, but still, he can't just change the period like that, can he?
Father: Martin, here's $10 to invest in the futures market.
Martin: "Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy! Soy!"
Father: "Martin, you're up $1 million."
Martin: "Yes!"
Father: "And now you've lost all but $600."
Father: "You got greedy, Martin."