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(Marketwierd 11/24/2010) Today, Peter Collorafi, President and CEO of several automotive corporations with facilities from Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Alabama has announced the introduction of it's newest, groundbreaking supercar.

Named the Turkey, with it's big breasts and smaller, even more impressive pair of wings and legs, it provides for an exceptional platform for the solicitation of OPM unheard of in automotive history.

This revolutionary automobile is destined to gobble up the competition. From it's beak to it's elongated tail, international investors have already began to solicit participation in this new effort. Several EU countries, including Ireland, Greece, Portugal and Span have already shown great interest in investing funds for a quick flip in order to save their economies.

Development the Blade, as was the case with the Verde and GTM-R, has been suspended so that total resources can be focused on this newest Turkey from Revenge. As a result, we will not be attending the upcoming Detroit Show in 2011, but expect the Turkey may be done late next year. At that time, we expect to roll-out the largest marketing effort in automotive history.

Stay tuned! This Turkey isn't done yet!

For more information contact:

UPS Store #15432
P.O. Box 839
Milford, Michigan

Or....just go screw yourself!
Y'all have a great Thanksgiving!!!