lol ...i thought its so funny...(but i couldn't find the board i can post...) New Stock Market Terms 1.CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer. 2.CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer. 3.BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. 4.BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance,the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no Sxx (you guess!). 5.VALUE INVESTING (...i've done this many times...lol) -- The art of buying low and selling lower. 6.P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. 7.BROKER -- What my broker has made me. 8.STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. 9.STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. 10.STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. 11.FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. 12.MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. 13.CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. 14.YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. 15.WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. 16.INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. 17.PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.