Dutch Gold Resources Inc. (fka DGRI)

[Helter Skelter]

New CFO's first "calculations task"

Let's see...if we lose a tenth of a penny a day on 10 million shares traded with 3 million diluted...

3M x .020 = $60,000
3M x .019 = $57,000
3M x .018 = $54,000
3M x .017 = $51,000
3M x .016 = $48,000

First week = $270,000

Yo, C FO! Can we speed this up a little?

Ah, ok. Lose 2 tenths of a penny a day on 20 million shares traded with 6 million diluted...

6M x .014 = $84,000
6M x .012 = $72,000
6M x .010 = $60,000

We're dropping under a penny!

Go for it, C FO!

6M x .008 = $48,000
6M x .006 = $36,000

Second week = $300,000

NEWS!

We're back to .014!

C FO!

I'm working on it...

a month later...

30M x .002 = $60,000

lol...