a middle-aged man goes to the gym for the first time and asks for a trainer. he explains to the trainer that he has a date with a really hot girl in three days. he says he really wants to impress her and wants to know which machine he should use. the trainer looks him up and down and then replies "use the atm machine across the street."
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