Monk's Den

[J.C.N.]

Monk,Mel,JGP and callen were parking their car next to the curb in Boston when they saw a group of Monkinar attendees (all 49 or so) get out of their Yugo.

1zack4 (Lt. Frank Bullitt) slid the car to the curb like Steve McQueen in Bullitt.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1622933785/

Out of the car piled: arkeo (Ed Norton) who said "This isn't Detroit now turn this "Italian Job" around.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi99877657/

AtpAse, backinbama and AZLuke: The three amigos were L.A. Detectives in Boston to shut down fraud in the stock market and get their SOCKS back.

http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi751502873/

Budrow Neuvo,Byron, Connie and CBRoy67: They were called the Mod Squad. A team of cracker jack safe-crackers from Jersey who would not take no for an answer and never said no to Little Jimmy Merlot. Normally they ran in a team of three but CBRoy67 was brought in from the itty bitty island to chill out the Malbec twins.


http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi614794521/


craigw,ctay and d-ranged were just that: Open Range Spellers.

They spilled their drinks, they spilled they water, they spilled their ice tea. They mostly Mississippilled words. They were free tazers. Robert Duvall played by ctay in his first romantic comedy.

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi398459161/

db s99, Don the Don Johnson and Ex the Exblockman Ex Lawman: Star in two mules for sister Sara. The story of Ex Lawman Ex fighting crime and helping Don the Don find a new rambler in Arizona. db s99 plays a bit part as agent 77.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065134/

fade,Gainonem, Gordon24, Hurricane(no rain)Rick,Joyful,Sidney and GreasenUSA: In American Graffiti the story of 7 youngsters at the drive in theater waiting for the double feature Blob and Blob II. Joyful and Hurricane meet after school and share a pizza. Where were you in 51?

http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi3249996057/

Losingmoney, lymmas, lymmas' brother, merr and MSUfan in that action war movie classic: Beach Blanket Bingo. They hit the beach and drop below the trip wire wondering if they will ever love again. Bayonets at the ready they charge up Sandy UDaOne Hill. Lymmas brother played by MSUfan's brother. No other substitutions were allowed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054469/

MtnMann, NMC, NMC's Don, onehundredmph, Ramsey AC/DC, Ricky85
and RILO787: The story of Pappy Boyington played by real baseball ace RILO787 who has shot down 37 enemy fighters to date. He use to date NMC but she dropped him like a hot potato over Shanghi for Don not the Don Johnson Don NMC hammer Don. A PR should be out about Don soon. RILO787 and his co-pilot and 1st base coach onehundredmph were tight until Ramsey turned up the country music and they hit the road. They ran across Ricky85 the closer who could only throw 65 in a 55 mph zone. They all met at MtnMann tavern where they only served ice tea and Mtn Dew.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073961/

samh44210, sholtz, sidesh0wb0b, SSSK, Stockbert, tiger21 and Tony Jeletonev starring in: No Time for Sergeants the story of two ex-military men who get conned by two female singers into going to Vermont for Christmas. S.S.B. plays Will Stockdale the Vietnam Veteran who had no part to play in this story. Tony Jeletonev was played by Don Knotts. Sholtz was played by Sgt. Shultz. Sam was played by Sam I am KNOT. Stockbert was animated throughout the movie. SSSK and tiger2 were played by Siegfried and Roy.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052005/

truck king, UCQuality, VegMeg, wannaquit, Weave, X-Ray96 and YoungMillionaire were in the Double Feature: Smokey and the Bandit and The Flying Nun. The story about Three Men who try to bribe a country singer to let them ride a mechanical bull without paying and the Nun who stops them. Assisted in the pursuit of NUN is the private detective Dennis the "Weave" Weaver who lost his automobile while outrunning The Truck King. No one played the NUN so VegMeg stood still while X-Ray1996 watched plaster of Paris castings to see who got the part of NUN. UCQuality was replaced by his daughter as she could play the EYE charts much better. The movie opened and closed the same night because NUN could be found to watch 4 hours of Mel Brooks reruns.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076729/

And finally...thank goodness our last feature film:

The Undecided:
craigbaker- possibly played by most anyone in Newark.
craigbaker's wife- played by Margot Kidder. Just Kidding.
Cuffs- Played by Arizona Sheriff BillyJack or his younger brother Wyatt.
Maxwell46- Played by Ella Fitgerald and Memorex.
sonic wedgie- Now batting and playing left field for the Mets. How about those Mets?


Were not even sure this last picture will be made. Stay tuned and that's a Veggie Non-Veggie on Rye wrap.