No, but i probably would be if i'd gone to skool, more than a little attracted to the analysis and logic of it [believe it or not, it is logical, law, you just have to accept some really wild premises-g-] .... my good friend and neighbour is, he has an amazing collection of lawyer jokes .... beside his receptionist is a french watercolour from circa 1850, a cow having her tail pulled by one worthy workingman, her horns pulled by another, they're red-faced and scowling at each other, seated on a stool beside is a well-dressed guy milking her, on his top hat is 'Avocat', which is how the french spell abogado, in english 'lawyer'