These are the adventures of the STAUtrek. It's five week mission, to seek out new wealth for whoever may invest, to explore uncharted highs and lows, to boldly make somebody at lot of money........
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Captain Krupps! A Romulan short sell vessel has just fired a short sell torpedo at us!
Helm! Mr. Suburu, take evasive action!
Aye, Captain!
Boom! Bang! Rattttttleee!
Captain, the PPS has taken a hit!
Scooty, give me damage report!
Aye, Cap'n, they taken ou' the aft shields and damaged the warped core!They've dropped the pps to .0009! We're sittin' ducks right now!
Mr Warf, since we've borrowed you from that other show to man weapons, Fire a long buy torpedo! Target the RSI! On My Mark! Fire!
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Captain, sensors indicate they've taken a direct hit! The RSI is at about 19!
Good work Mr Warf! Lt. O'whore, contact barfleet command and let them know of our situation. And scan that planet below for a good bar!
Will the Stau.pk be able to continue her voyage? Or will Scooty blow up the warped core and end the mission? Is the author going to keep writing this crap over the next few weeks? And will any of us get rich?
For the answer to these and other exciting questions, stay tuned for the next episode of
STAUtrek!
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