Churak, please notice just how slick Counselor Houston is. You asked about finding a "good attorney" [sic], and his answer is about 'lawyers down here' as if one has something to do with the other. What he didn't tell you was that lawyurs down thar can CALL the bondsmen, and get a kickback for the directed referral.
And speakin' about down thar', I now present "Engineer in Hell".
An engineer dies and dutifully shows up at the Pearly Gates for
admission to Heaven. St. Peter denies him entrance, on the basis that
heaven is not accepting any engineers.
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty
soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell
and he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls up Satan on the telephone and says with a sneer "So,
how's it going down there in hell?". Satan replies, "Hey, things are
going GREAT. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's
no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
"What?!" God shouts. "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there. Send him up here!".
Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him!".
God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU
going to get a lawyer?"
