Hasher5, of course I would be delighted to finish your story for you, however you did not tell me what type of dog you had, nor if it truly is a Seeing Eye Dog, but I don't want to get into another tiff about definitions. Given that, here is your bed-time story:
There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got our dogs with us." The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, Mac. No pets allowed." The man with the Doberman Pinscher replies, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer asks, "A Doberman Pinscher?" He says, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good and protect us from robbers, too." The bouncer says, "Well, then, come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, 'What the heck,' so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer asks, "A Chihuahua?" The man says,
"A Chihuahua??? Those bastards gave me a Chihuahua?!"
