The Jailhouse

[hasher]

AKvetch... I must confess, I've never had a KKD melt in my hand, or anywhere else for that matter.
Canadian, eh?
I do however, hope to change this asap, with the promise of KKD franchises expanding in(to) Canada. (there's gotta be a pun there somewhere.)

Anyway,

Hasher.(n). A fat ugly bastard with no life other than his interest in hashing and his computor, who spends a lot of time drinking beer in the company of easy women wearing running shoes, in a futile attempt to get laid.

Futile. (adj) Ain't gonna happen. As in: He couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fistfull of pardons.

Footnote: It may not be a legit word in some circles, but the spellcheck likes it.