The Jailhouse

[AKvetch]

Hmmmm, Carolyn's not around. Bet she's on line with Herb. Hey, I hear the dinner buzzer...gotta get in line to get my share...this inmate is outta here...Carolyn, come back and visit with us...Churak is awful hard to be alone with...oh, one more for you Carolyn:

It was that time, during the Sunday morning
service, for "the children's sermon," and all
the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty
dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned
over and said to her, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter dress?" The little girl
replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on
microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."